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Easy Tips For Tastier Semen!

Easy Tips For Tastier Semen!

 

Surprise your lover with a new and different tasty treat – yourself! You can radically change the taste of your semen to a sweet confection that’ll have your partner panting for more “dessert.” And ladies, you’ll be pleased to know that this simple method works for your body as well!

Changing the way you taste takes about 12 – 24 hours, so plan your erotic encounters accordingly.

First of all, let’s look at what semen’s made of. Ejaculate is 1% sperm, and the rest is proteins, vitamins, sugars, salt, cholesterol (sorry, there’s no way to make it cholesterol-free, but you can’t have everything!), and water.

It really is true that you are what you eat, so your diet plays a big part in changing the semen taste.

First, get rid of all the foods and substances that give semen an “off” taste. The biggest culprits, as you might guess, are nicotine, caffeine and alcohol. Also contributing to a salty taste are too much red meat, milk and cheese. Some experts add chicken to that list, but it seems to vary by individual.

You might think all veggies would be good, but you’d be wrong. Cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli and asparagus give semen a terrible taste. You also want to avoid heavy spices. And we think you already know why to avoid asparagus!

 

Ingredients for sweet, sweet love:

Start by drinking 1-2 liters of water a day. Drinking green tea is also a good taste-changer.

Then try the biggest secret ingredient: pineapples or pineapple juice. Yep, the exotic Hawaiian treat can transform your semen into ambrosia. Also good are:

  • Papaya
  • Cranberries
  • Melons
  • Apples
  • Grapes
  • Kiwi
  • Mangoes
  • Blueberries
  • Lemon

Other great stuff to eat are cinnamon, cardamom, and peppermint.

The best veggies for gourmet semen are those that have a high chlorophyll content, such as:

  • Parsley
  • Wheatgrass
  • Celery
  • Cucumbers

Cookin’ in the Love Kitchen

Changing your most personal taste is a fun thing for you and your lover to try together. Make it a part of an exotic erotic weekend by experimenting with combinations of the special fruits and veggies listed above. Serve your green tea or chilled pineapple juice in romantic champagne glasses. Since you’re going to be drinking a lot of water, if plain water bores you, try adding a slice of lemon or lemon rind to chilled water. Include cranberry juice in place of orange juice, plus a fruit platter instead of  bacon at breakfast. For lunch, combine lots of fruit into a delicious salad and feed each other slowly. Drink a lot of sweet tea with lemon slices floating in it. Make up a big salad with dinner, and serve apple or blueberry pie, or a generous slice of pineapple upside-down cake!

And if you go out to eat, be sure and eat the parsley that usually garnishes the plate. Lots of people don’t know this, but that parsley is there for a good reason: eating it after the meal sweetens your breath.

Have some fun and vary your usual diet with all these semen-sweetening fruits and veggies and see how your body changes. Not only will your body fluids taste better, but you might even drop a pound or two over the weekend!

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