Live The Legend With The John Holmes Dildo
You won't believe your eyes when you see this enormous dildo! It's molded from XXX legend John Holmes' amazing manhood, and now it can be yours!
See why John Holmes was literally the biggest male adult star of all time when you own this dildo, modeled from Holmes' legendary endowment. It's a challenging 12" long and 2½" wide, designed to give you the "fullest" feeling ever.
The John Holmes Dildo is molded from a cast made by the legend himself. It's hand-painted and is realistic down to the last detail, from the smooth pink tip down the ridged shaft with sculpted, painted veins to a pair of mammoth testicles to nudge up against your clitoris for even more sensational thrills.
And it's cast in realistic UR 3.0 material, for the most lifelike feel available today. It warms up to your body temperature for an even more "real feel." You'll need lots of lube for this giant sex toy, so try either water-based lube or silicone lube for a super-slick experience, even under water.
The John Holmes Dildo is a terrific turn-on for couples, but its strong suction cup base sticks to the shower wall, the edge of the tub or table, or any flat surface for solo play. To make your experience even more realistic, try our John Holmes Classic Collection, a trio of XXX features from the early 80's, with uninhibited sex from the king himself, Big John Holmes.
Cleaning your John Holmes Dildo is simple: just wash it with warm soapy water or toy cleaner, rinse and pat dry. Give it a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh between uses and store it separate from your other sex toys.
Complete Your Collection!
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John Holmes Classic CollectionA trio of XXX features from the early ‘80s—big hair don’ts, bad acting, silly storylines, uninhibited sex, and the king himself, Big John Holmes!
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