Better Sex Fortune Cookie Contest

Have you ever added “in bed” to the end of your fortune cookie?

Then you’ve already played the Better Sex Fortune Cookie Game. We are making a contest out of what a lot of people do already. Next time you eat Chinese, add “in bed” to the end of your fortune for a whole new sexy meaning.
 
BetterSex.com searched for the top 10 funniest and sexiest “in bed” fortunes of all time. We got plenty of great entries, and we've picked out some of the best for you.
 
Place your vote here:
 
Better Sex Fortune Cookie Contest Rules

The top 10 vote getters will win a free tee with their “in bed” fortune printed on it. By emailing us your fortune, you are granting BetterSex.com the right to put it up on our web site, print the saying on a t-shirt and use in other materials.