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The Cock Ring Revolution

We are in the middle of a cock ring revolution. About a year ago we noticed sales of several cock rings increased four fold. Being good curious web people, we wanted to know what was going on. We found the locus of the cock ring revolution in two customer reviews. “Hank” on August 8th, 2006 wrote:

The blue thing with the vibrating egg-like things (one above and one below my penis) really turned her on. We found just the spot for the vibrating egg thing and my wife had a huge orgasm while we made love (never has happened before in 20 years).

Hank lit a match with his incendiary review. Ironically his review wasn’t even on the Double Dolphin, the “blue thing”, page. Read Hank’s entire review on the Better Sex Video Series page.

A little over a week later, another customer posted this review about the Screaming O cock ring:

Done Already???
First I have to say I truly did looove this little sucker and I'm sure my boyfriend did too!! Ha but it was like right when I got to climax, it shut off. I say that it's just a ploy to get you to buy a better more expensive one- and YES it worked. I wouldn't be back and investing in another if it hadn't. But if I learned anything it is to go for the best at first :)

And so, these two reviews seem to have started this little “uprising”. Since not everyone is aware we live in revolutionary times, this article explains what has to be the most fun revolution since 3 Days of Peace, Love and Mud in upstate New York. Since they say that no one reads anymore, and I’ve already violated the maximum 100 word rule online, use these quick links to bounce around the revolution:

Better Penis Not Bigger Penis
Although I am a man, I am the first to admit that we are clueless. I am not turning traitor on my gender, but we receive many emails from men asking the wrong questions in all the wrong ways, and fueled by late night infomercials and spam emails meant to create penis size fears and then magically cure them for $19.95…. Men should know better

Let’s think about this logically. If most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation and a woman’s clitoris is located at the top of her labia, the top of the cave so to speak, does penis size matter? Logic would tell us, No, it does not. Feel free to continue to obsess about the size of your penis, but this “Sam” obsession won’t matter. Save the $19.95. Don’t buy the pills or creams someone is pitching you at three in the morning. Your penis won’t get bigger. Your bank account will get smaller.

Many women enjoy having their g-spot stimulated during sex. Simultaneous g-spot and clitoral stimulation launched another revolution. Girls on Sex and the City talked about their “Rabbits” and a thousand ships were launched. G-spot stimulation when Rabbits aren’t involved is more of a sex position thing than a size thing. Once again, knowledge and communication trump infomercials and stupidity. Try different sex positions such as “rear entry” and ask your partner what works. Talking to your partner may be the most revolutionary concept in this article. Wearing a cock ring plus a new sex position will show the truth of “better penis -- not bigger penis”. Start obsessing about something other than your penis size. For many of you this is going to be hard (so to speak). Replace obsession with confidence and knowledge and you will have more sex, better sex, more often (and yes that is one of our tag lines).

Become A Cock Ring Revolutionary
Becoming a cock ring revolutionary doesn’t have to involve speaking French, looking goofy in a beret or even spending a lot of money.

Like all things sex toy, cock rings are a matter of personal preference as much as anything else. There are features that make one ring different than another. Some have more powerful bullet vibrators, some are made from stiffer materials and some are more flexible. Here are four easy steps to becoming a cock ring revolutionary:

Step 1 – Screaming O

This ring will help you test cock rings as a concept. It is cheap and there are reasons for that – it won’t last as long as rings that cost up to three times as much. The Screaming O lets you and your partner sample the revolution. Sample and you’ll want more. Read the reviews on the Screaming O page to see what I mean.

Step 2 – Silicone Triple Orgasm

This is our mid-priced cock ring and our customers love it. The Silicone Triple Orgasm has good vibration and flexible silicone with interesting “beaks” to tickle penis, clitoris and anus. We introduced this ring this summer and one of our best sellers. I love the name because it is like saying there is an orgasm for you, for her and an orgasm to spare.

Step 3 – Double Dolphin

Swimming with the Dolphins has an entirely new meaning. The Double Dolphin is our most expensive ring. There are good reasons for the extra expense. Powerful bullets and stiffer silicone make the Double Dolphin the Ferrari of cock rings. I can’t afford the car, but I will not scrimp on pleasure and neither should you. Double D up and she will love you for it….guaranteed.

 

Step 4 - Ring Of Fire Cock Ring

Love is a burning thing, and it makes a firery ring, bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire...

Cock Rings – Why Women Rule the World
There are signs the worm has turned for the male gender, but there is hope. We are old dogs learning new tricks. Pavlov would be proud. We are connecting bell with dinner. Soon we will stop having wrong conversations about wrong things, dress our friend Sam with a vibrating cock ring and learn to please our partners and ourselves.

We want to do the right thing. Our lives are better when our partners are happy, so, duh, we want to make them happy. Join the cock ring revolution this holiday season. Your partner will be happy. You will have better sex more often and earn the right to hang with the most radical revolutionaries on the left bank of wherever you live. Viva La Revolution!

Peace,

Martin,
Direct of E-Commerce
BetterSex.com

Share your thoughts on the cock ring revolution, why women rule the world or whatever by emailing Martin at Msmith@bettersex.com.

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