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Send a Sexy IM
Technology is killing our sex lives because it is oppressive and ever-present. Our idea for great summer sex is to co-opt technology by using IM to send your partner a sexy message. Use instant messaging to start an idea you can finish later; get your partner anticipating events to follow.
IM has its own keyboard based shorthand language. S^ = what’s up, RUT = aRe yoU There?, SEP = Someone Else’s Problem. These are examples of cryptic instant message code. Here are a few abbreviations to help you write a sexy IM:
LHX2N = Let’s Have seX tonight (2N) LHXN = Let’s Have seX Now XWUA3 = seX With yoU Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
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