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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

$89.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Item #2120
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23 reviews
$89.95

Live The Legend

You won't believe your eyes when you see this enormous dildo! It's molded from XXX legend John Holmes' amazing manhood, and now it can be yours!

• Cast in lifelike UR 3.0 material (similar to CyberSkin®)
• Suction-cup base
• Satin carrying bag included

See why John Holmes was literally the biggest male adult star of all time when you own this dildo, modeled from Holmes' legendary endowment. It's a challenging 12" long and 2½" wide, designed to give you the "fullest" feeling ever.

The John Holmes Dildo is molded from a cast made by the legend himself. It's hand-painted and is realistic down to the last detail, from the smooth pink tip down the ridged shaft with sculpted, painted veins to a pair of mammoth testicles to nudge up against your clitoris for even more sensational thrills. And it's cast in realistic UR 3.0 material, for the most lifelike feel available today. It warms up to your body temperature for an even more "real feel." You'll need lots of lube for this giant sex toy, so try either water-based lube or silicone lube for a super-slick experience, even under water.

The John Holmes Dildo is a terrific turn-on for couples, but its strong suction cup base sticks to the shower wall, the edge of the tub or table, or any flat surface for solo play. To make your experience even more realistic, try our John Holmes Classic Collection, a trio of XXX features from the early 80's, with uninhibited sex from the king himself, Big John Holmes.

This sex toy is compatible with water-based lubes. It is not recommended to be used with silicone lubes. After use, carefully wash the sex toy with mild soap and water or try a sex toy cleaner for even quicker cleanup. Store this sex toy separately from other sex toys.

Anatomy:
Vaginal
Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
Beige
Features:
Waterproof, Suction Cup, Flexible, Phthalate-free, Temperature Sensitive
Gender:
Unisex
Length:
12 inches
Material:
CyberSkin, Ultra-Realistic
Texture:
Realistic
Width:
2.5 inches
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1 person found this review helpful
Totally self explanatory
Anonymous On 12/16/2017 3:24:11 PM
Love this! Soft, very comfortable. I would have liked just a tad firmer, but it feels wonderful! I am older, single. But I had no trouble inserting this big boy. I measured girth, 8 inches. Thought it would be thicker. It is a favorite for me. Have found I love thick ones! Do not be afraid of this, if you are just trying out a "big one". Use lube, take your time and enjoy!
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1 person found this review helpful
yeah
hodge On 9/8/2017 3:30:52 PM
I bought one but after awhile it started to turn green
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4 of 6 people found this review helpful
Love the HUGE Cock!!!
Shelly On 4/25/2016 9:01:46 AM
My husband bought this for me after one of our swing parties I met a man with the biggest penis I'd ever had. I had more orgasms with him than any other man. So my husband wanted to make sure I could have a ding that big any time I wanted. I suction cup it to the headboard and back into it while I orally pleasure my husband. It's like having two men at once. I get off so good using this toy. If you like big dongs this one is great. Obviously a real one this big is better but those are difficult to find from my experience. If you haven't tried a ding this big you owe it to yourself to try it. You may just become a size junkie like I am now.
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3 of 4 people found this review helpful
LARGE
On 3/15/2016 9:21:37 AM
my wife loved it had her squirting all over me. We will have fun with this
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4 of 5 people found this review helpful
OMG
On 12/1/2015 1:32:47 AM
My boyfriend purchased this for me thinking that this would be to large for me. Well ladies if you think that you have a large pussy, this is the toy for you. Not only was I able to insert the whole thing. I was having the most intense orgasms from that first insertion on. If you are to get one it will become a favorite
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
Surprised wow!
On 7/19/2014 12:11:12 AM
I bought this for a joke for my wife. When I got her all wet, I said I got a surprise for you, but if its uncomfortable let me know. She was so wet with excitement it didn't take much lube. She came like she did when we were 15 years younger and now this is her favorite sex toy. It is huge in length and I guess on girth even though that was not an issue as so am I. She still can't take the full length but when we do use toys this is #1 on the list. Just awesome!
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0 of 0 people found this review helpful
HUGE!
Anonymous On 5/27/2014 1:53:53 AM
This thing is gigantic. Didnt even introduce it to my girlfriend because it is so enormous! Much larger than the dimensions given.
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
hooked
Pat On 6/26/2013 4:53:52 PM
a bit intimidating a first. but oh! what a great product!
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
Thank god for john Holmes
Anonymous On 1/1/2013 1:24:57 PM
Got mine very quickly. Fell in love all over again. I thought I would have a difficult time getting it in my ass. lubed it up and wow!!!!. Went in beautifully. Wide enough to really open you good. Long enough to ring my bell. What a load and i never touched my cock. Not for the faint of heart. You will find it hard a guy that can make you that way.
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3 of 3 people found this review helpful
For Those Special Evenings!
M&L On 8/6/2011 10:34:34 AM
My wife loves being filled to the brim on occasion. Well, this is the toy to do it. She is sexy to watch as she gets going and begs for the entire length. I will work it into her as her sexy hips rise up and want more. If I perform oral on her at the same time she goes through the roof. Well worth the price. This toy can add a lot of fun to an evening.
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