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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
$89.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Item #2120
Only 9 in Stock!
Only 9 in Stock!
23 reviews
$89.95

Live The Legend

You won't believe your eyes when you see this enormous dildo! It's molded from XXX legend John Holmes' amazing manhood, and now it can be yours!

• Cast in lifelike UR 3.0 material (similar to CyberSkin®)
• Suction-cup base
• Satin carrying bag included

See why John Holmes was literally the biggest male adult star of all time when you own this dildo, modeled from Holmes' legendary endowment. It's a challenging 12" long and 2½" wide, designed to give you the "fullest" feeling ever.

The John Holmes Dildo is molded from a cast made by the legend himself. It's hand-painted and is realistic down to the last detail, from the smooth pink tip down the ridged shaft with sculpted, painted veins to a pair of mammoth testicles to nudge up against your clitoris for even more sensational thrills. And it's cast in realistic UR 3.0 material, for the most lifelike feel available today. It warms up to your body temperature for an even more "real feel." You'll need lots of lube for this giant sex toy, so try either water-based lube or silicone lube for a super-slick experience, even under water.

The John Holmes Dildo is a terrific turn-on for couples, but its strong suction cup base sticks to the shower wall, the edge of the tub or table, or any flat surface for solo play. To make your experience even more realistic, try our John Holmes Classic Collection, a trio of XXX features from the early 80's, with uninhibited sex from the king himself, Big John Holmes.

This sex toy is compatible with water-based lubes. It is not recommended to be used with silicone lubes. After use, carefully wash the sex toy with mild soap and water or try a sex toy cleaner for even quicker cleanup. Store this sex toy separately from other sex toys.

Anatomy:
Vaginal
Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
Beige
Features:
Waterproof, Suction Cup, Flexible, Phthalate-free, Temperature Sensitive
Gender:
Unisex
Length:
12 inches
Material:
CyberSkin, Ultra-Realistic
Texture:
Realistic
Width:
2.5 inches
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12 of 14 people found this review helpful
My Happy Wife
Anonymous On 3/13/2005 5:09:39 PM
My wife has a very large vagina, which I love. I have tried penis extensions on my 6" of manhood and she liked this. I guess she wanted to try something a lot bigger, so she chose this. It realy suprised me when it arrived, but she wanted to try it out anyway. This thing is huge, but my quiet shy wife wanted to give it a try. With oral stimulation we proceeded until the entire length was in her and it was one orgasm after another. She just LOVED it. A fantastic turn-on!!! <BR> This is a very well made product, and we will do our best to see how long it lasts with constant use. We are very happy and we thank you<BR> Kurt and Kathy
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11 of 13 people found this review helpful
surprised wife
Anonymous On 12/22/2005 5:05:28 PM
Wow this is huge but with care it and lube it slid in. that suprised her and me, she thought it would never go in, but now the thought of using it gets her wet and me excited. this is her favorite toy now, but is not for everyday use.
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7 of 8 people found this review helpful
YESSSSS
On 6/18/2007 9:12:43 AM
This big boy really does the trick. I was skeptical at first, but the thickness and longness really matters. It being LONG really hits the spot, and that spot really send you to another planet. WOW! My husband and I have alot of toys but this one is our top pick. He LOVES to watch me use it. It really turns him on. So if you are thinking about it, think no more, it is well worth the money!!
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7 of 8 people found this review helpful
babyJohn
Anonymous On 2/13/2010 9:16:26 AM
my wife prefer this toy over me now.
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5 of 7 people found this review helpful
Love the HUGE Cock!!!
Shelly On 4/25/2016 9:01:46 AM
My husband bought this for me after one of our swing parties I met a man with the biggest penis I'd ever had. I had more orgasms with him than any other man. So my husband wanted to make sure I could have a ding that big any time I wanted. I suction cup it to the headboard and back into it while I orally pleasure my husband. It's like having two men at once. I get off so good using this toy. If you like big dongs this one is great. Obviously a real one this big is better but those are difficult to find from my experience. If you haven't tried a ding this big you owe it to yourself to try it. You may just become a size junkie like I am now.
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
My wife loves it.
Anonymous On 7/18/2009 6:16:31 PM
This toy is very well made. Very lifelike, realistic. I showed it to my wife when it arrived and her eyes realy opened. We tried it out that night after washing it up good and putting lots of lube on it. My wife enjoys large dildos so this made things easier. With a bit of foreplay, it went in without any effort. She just LOVED it. She took the whole 10" easily.
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
She loves it
Blackviper On 4/5/2010 12:00:00 AM
I bought this as a surprise for my wife and she loved it. She was not able to use the full 12". I was shocked to see how big it was when I got it but she liked other big dildos so why not... This is the biggest she has ever used and although you need a lot of lube she still loves it and it was worth every cent to watch her enjoy it
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4 of 5 people found this review helpful
Thank god for john Holmes
Anonymous On 1/1/2013 1:24:57 PM
Got mine very quickly. Fell in love all over again. I thought I would have a difficult time getting it in my ass. lubed it up and wow!!!!. Went in beautifully. Wide enough to really open you good. Long enough to ring my bell. What a load and i never touched my cock. Not for the faint of heart. You will find it hard a guy that can make you that way.
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
hooked
Pat On 6/26/2013 4:53:52 PM
a bit intimidating a first. but oh! what a great product!
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4 of 4 people found this review helpful
Surprised wow!
On 7/19/2014 12:11:12 AM
I bought this for a joke for my wife. When I got her all wet, I said I got a surprise for you, but if its uncomfortable let me know. She was so wet with excitement it didn't take much lube. She came like she did when we were 15 years younger and now this is her favorite sex toy. It is huge in length and I guess on girth even though that was not an issue as so am I. She still can't take the full length but when we do use toys this is #1 on the list. Just awesome!
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